The Galactic Question Center

"I thought life mattered, and it didn't."

Does this mean I can't use that line anymore? Maybe I should have kept it to myself. Then again, greatness is relative.
 

In the begining...Ha, just kidding, wanted to sound like an avid christian. But can't wait to here the serious comments :)
 

I suddenly remembered the toilet was blocked and I had forgotten to call the plumber.
 

Time is strange here, in time.
 

"I'm cordially ambivalent".
 

It was a dark and stormy night...

Wait, wasn't there something that start like that already?
 

"none of this is true, but stay with me for a second."
 

"And the Lord said,'Jesus runneth over Mohammed with the BMW that Moses loaneth you and smite Elijah with thy cross; And Jesus runneth over Mohammed and smote Elijah with his cross' and then the real Avatar of the Lord of Host became a suicide bomber, Praise Chluthos.
 

It obviously has to be:

"It was a dark and stormy night..."

:-)
 

So...like, um...yeah.
 

"What am I WEARING!? Hey, your not an insurance salesman!!"
 

"Jeez, making crop circles is hard work!" Jose said.
 

The cat waited patiently for it's owners to leave for their holiday and then began it's plan to reek havoc inside their home.
 

I found out once upon a time is really when i was born

HA HA
 

In this prison when bubber says "pick up the soap son" you pick up the soap.
 

Amanda was in for a real shock. Her new boyfriend arrived at her parents' house for dinner wearing a full length evening gown, high heeled shoes and heavy make-up. "I thought you knew I always cross dress on Tuesdays," he said, as the butler threw him out of the tradesmen's entrance into a row of dustbins...
 

Mr. Smith had a bad habit of putting his penis where it didn't belong...
 

It was a hungry man, part curious, part desperate, that ate the first oyster.
 

It's already been used in the book "Everyones burning" by an auther who's name I can't recall, but I think the absolute best first sentance is "I knew I was getting somewhere with the drinking when the superpowers started kicking in."
 

In the end, it all sort of, made sense.
 

In the end, it would make even less sense.
 

"This is the greatest novel ever written"
 

As Kemai unfurled the worn leather pouch, Marsten was able to see its contents glinting all silvery in the moonlight, she wriggled with delight inside, anticipating. It had been a long time since they used the bone sucking tubes.
 

The tripping hippie wondered which reality is more real: the reality one is born within or the reality one discovers within?
 

"It has been said, time and again, there is no free lunch."
 

Wow, dying isn't as hard as I thought it would be
 

Pay Attention!
 

They call me "Slow". I like to think it is like calling a bald man "Curly".
 

"After thousands of years of wanton bloodshed, unimaginable suffering, and the subjugation of women, the tide was finally turned and women were finally given charge of the planet."
(This first line of a great novel is from a man.)
 

Once upon a time and place; that was my final thought before the blackness took me.
 

"I'm really pissed off about the fact that I didn't get laid in Junior High."
 

"Holy shit" thought the robot "im a human being!"
 

A disclaimer .

First of all, it disgusting and typical of this present lousy era--that some of the people here would write about kitchy trash like farting and the penis . Earthiness is cheap grace . And those who settle for earthiness; for cheap giggles, shouldn't even bother thinking --let alone posting or writing .
 

' O Reader, see how the clear flame descends upon the dreaming book you hold in your hands ---burning away the letters to leave a secret cipher of unknown color .'

Jason Leary at mudstones2@aol.com
 

Hmmmmmmmm, how about...

"As I got to know Andy better the beatings became more direct."