Sunday, February 12, 2006

 

Out of the blue

What is the wildest thing you've ever done?

Comments:
I don't know about ever, but...tonight I rode my bicycle on the freeway, in Los Angeles. Got pulled over by the CHP and got a ticket for disobeying a posted sign. Don't ask me why. For now I'll just say, "why not?"
 
Not a very hard hitting question, I gotta say. Uh, I don't know. I once raced down a narrow street with a friend when I first got my license. A van turned into the street from the opposite side, and I had to let my friend win or else it would've been bad news. Stupid teenager behavior, but I'm sure I thought it was "wild" back then.
 
I took LSD at the wrong time, at the wrong place with the wrong people. When I got out of my trip I'd lost my pants, along with my phone, wallet and keys.

My faith in the world was very much boosted by the fact that I got all these items back eventually, though.
 
I went out for lunch, saw a seat sale for flights to Amsterdam. Bought a ticket for 5pm went back to work took the rest of the afternoon off, along with a week and left at 5pm. Just like those old VISA comercials.

Once I got there found a cfe and was living life in another dimention for five of the seven days.
 
I had come to a time in my life, a time of hopelessness and despair. I just wanted to give up control. I also wanted to die. So, I did what it was acceptable for women of my generation to do. I went crazy. I made a fake pipe bomb, strapped it to my body and attempted to rob a Bank. The object being that I would die by a police bullet during the robbery or wind up in Federal Prison. Remember there are many ways to give up control. Well, let this be a lesson for everyone, I'm still here. Things never really work out as we plan. Also we never ever really consider the consequences of our actions. I made it through the dark time.
 
rita if you tellme ill tell you!!
 
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.
 
Joined the Army
 
The wildest thing I've ever done isn't even worth writing about- but if you ask what is the stupidest things- lets see, its only 4:30......
 
oh frazzler your answers are so different. your such an individual
 
I took a college class about the difference between morals and values. As my project 2 of us walked around the class naked , handing out a questionare. We got an "A" for the assignment but we were kicked out of the college!
 
I built a street luge from the trucks and wheels of a skateboard affixed to a six ft board of plywood, loaded in the car and had my wife drive me out into the country between 2 and 3 in the morn so I could see the headlights of the oncoming cars as I raced down the 6grade mountain with her breaking the speed limit behind me in the car. 84MPH top speed. One of the crazy things I did many times. One I did only once was tell a man holding a gun to my head; "Mother!@#$er go a head and shoot me I'll be back on this earth before you get out of prison."
 
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